Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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