are you still at the devil's house?
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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