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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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