No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
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