It's a beautiful day for a hangover
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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