youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
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I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
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how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
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