The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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