Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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