There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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