I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
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Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
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