if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
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I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
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Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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