It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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