Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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