white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
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