Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
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listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
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You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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