The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
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Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
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How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
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