whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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