census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
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oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
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You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
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