Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Let's get the cat blown out
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
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