i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
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I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
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There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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