I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
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Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
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Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
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