I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
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i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
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If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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