I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
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