Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
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