Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
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I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
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well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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