i permit you to call me
How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
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Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
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I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
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