what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
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high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
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You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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