sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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