I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
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He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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