that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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