Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
Will exercising make me less horny?
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
