Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
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I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
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So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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