'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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