Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
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