He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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