i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
how does that bad decision feel?
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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