we have officially mastered the walk of shame
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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