I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Sext me about skeletons
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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