If that was your dad, he is hot
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
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first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
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First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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