I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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