But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
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