It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
We smell like vodka and hangover
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