I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
it hurts more in the daytime
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
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Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
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So much Jack, so little girl.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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