I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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