Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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