At least make sure they are 18
Why
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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