We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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