Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
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It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
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My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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