plz talk dirty to me
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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