last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
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he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
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You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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