Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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