Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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