i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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