She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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