I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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