Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Randomize
